
A humorous explainer on bits, bytes, storage, and the strange unit system that still confuses modern computing.
Our technology correspondent descends into the microscopic society living inside your laptop and returns with troubling news.
You may not be aware of this, but at this very moment there is a bustling society of microscopic workers living inside your laptop, your phone, and that suspiciously warm router in the hallway. They have a rigid class system. They have internal squabbles that were settled by committees decades ago and have never been revisited. And they are, almost without exception, much smaller than you’d think.
Allow me to introduce them.
The Bit: A Humble Beginning
At the bottom of the digital food chain lives the bit – the smallest employee in computing, paid in either a 0 or a 1 and nothing in between. Bits have exactly two moods and have shown no interest in developing a third. They have been asked, repeatedly, over the course of seventy-plus years, whether they might like to try being a 2. They have declined every time.
A single bit is, frankly, useless on its own. It can tell you whether the light is on or off, and that’s about it. This is why bits are never seen alone in polite society. They travel in packs.










